About Properly Improper

Founded by a product designer with retail experience, we blend professionalism with a belief that everyone deserves to express themselves freely. Born from a desire to break free from expectations, we celebrate self-expression, humor, and individuality—no rules, no judgment. Our products aren’t just gifts—they’re reminders that you can create, do, and be whatever you want.

  • Brandon

    Founder & CEO

    The sassy creator behind all of our designs you know and love. You can occasionally catch him racing his Mario go kart outside or performing random choreography.

  • Alexander

    Money Man (CFO)

    The chief of keeping things in order! No impulse buying around here...sadly. Does not support spending beyond our budget unless it's food.

  • Sarah

    Retail Manager & COO

    Single-handedly keeping our sister-brand running and making us look fabulous at our retail shops, all while fueled by a grande hot chai.

  • Rachel

    Warehouse Manager

    Packing orders faster than you can say “add to cart.” She’s the reason your order sometimes ships before you even finish checking out.

  • Monica

    Marketing & Operations

    The one behind all things marketing & operations! Keeping business upright with tape, caffeine, and sheer willpower. Blink twice if you need help (it’s me… I need help).

  • Sam

    Marketing & E-Commerce

    Properly's in-house personal influencer bringing the content, the clicks, and the can-do attitude. She keeps things cute, keeps things moving, & keeps everything running behind the scenes.