About Properly Improper

Founded by a product designer with retail experience, we blend professionalism with a belief that everyone deserves to express themselves freely. Born from a desire to break free from expectations, we celebrate self-expression, humor, and individuality—no rules, no judgment. Our products aren’t just gifts—they’re reminders that you can create, do, and be whatever you want.

So Are We Besties?

Meet the team 👋

  • Brandon

    Founder & CEO

    The sassy creator behind all of our designs you know and love. You can occasionally catch him racing his Mario go kart outside.

  • Alexander

    Money Man (CFO)

    The chief of keeping things in order! No impulse buying around here...sadly. Does not support spending beyond our budget unless it's food.

  • Sarah

    Retail Manager & COO

    Single-handedly keeping the show running and making us look fabulous at our retail shops, all while fueled by a grande hot chai.

  • Rachel

    Warehouse Manager

    Packing orders faster than you can say “add to cart.” She’s the reason your box sometimes ships before you even finish checking out.

  • Monica

    Brand Manager

    The one behind all things marketing & communications! Leading the marketing team & keeping everything from memes to strategy running smoothly.

  • Noelle

    Marketing Design & Support

    Supporting all our marketing efforts, right down to handwriting every customer thank-you note. Noelle brings authenticity and heart to everything we do.

  • Eli

    Marketing & Fulfillment

    Surf kid turned Properly Improper pro. With a pulse on what’s trending & a talent for keeping chaos at bay, bringing the sweet side of the brand to life, on screen and in the warehouse.

  • Jordyn

    Marketing & Fulfillment

    If Barbie had a PR degree and a content calendar. She adds the sparkle, sass, and strategy that keeps our brand shining, one reel at a time.